Life ain't no fun if you let your fears get in the way.
Don't eat the yellow snow!!
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson
"I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well." Keith Richards
Man with Forked Tongue must never kiss balloon.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
1. Dating someone you work with...not a good idea.
2. For every time you remain silent and wish you'd spoken up, there are 100 times you say something and wish you'd kept your pie hole shut. So when in doubt, zip it.
3. On the other hand, the things you end up regretting most aren't the dumb things you did but the opportunities you didn't take advantage of.
"In baseball, you don't know nothin'"...Yogi Berra
It's who you know, not what you know.
If your foot goes numb, see a doctor.
"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."
Put making your boss happy above doing a good job.
The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle
Bill your client with a PDF, that way they can't change the total due.
Here's a new category: I don't want to learn this the hard way so I'm asking first
The shelf life of Bailey's Irish Cream?
Their website claims pure taste for two years regardless if it's been refrigerated, just so long as it's been stored at a constant temperature (including room temp). They also claim it's ok to drink so long as it's not lumpy/chunky. They don't specify between opened/unopened bottles though.
Meanwhile, I've got an opened bottle (roughly two-thirds of a handle remaining) of the stuff sitting under the shelf that's five years old. I haven't touched it in probably four years. Most likely it's going down the drain since I'm not interested in getting sick, but I was just curious ...
Barry Larkin - HOF, 2012
Put an end to the Lost Decade.