So here in good ole Cincy, we're expecting 1-3 inches of snow in the next 24 hours.
It's December. It's the Midwest. Snow happens.
So of course all the news stations have the obligatory "LIVE!!!!" reporters at the salt pile, an interstate, etc.
Tickers at the bottom of the screen alert parents that ABC day care is already closed the rest of the week.
Bosses round the globe are sending mass emails to employees reminding them that if they do not choose to brave the frozen tundra and make it in tomorrow, then we will be charged vacation days on a two-for-one basis.
Meanwhile SWAT teams are being stationed at every Kroger's to fend off the evil grandmas in their quest to snatch the very last box of granola.
Enough of the madness already! C'mon, spring.