The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.
What, you mean the nerdy guy who tries really hard and makes bold declarations of undying love for the object of his affections doesn't always get the girl?
24 Years and Counting...
You broke your arm once before, remember?
You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up...and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.
We were all friends then, remember?
And now you want to end his life...because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria.
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be. On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up.
See, I tried to buy my way in.
But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody.
He's Just trying to make friends. Being himself.
Cools, nerds, your side, my side.
Man, it's all bull****. It's Just tough enough to be yourself.
I'm in trouble. The only kind of movie my wife likes is romantic comedies.
This is the day of the expanding man...
Do romantic comedies spoil our love lives?
As I type, my wife has me watching the 2nd half of You've Got Mail.
I think for marrieds, it's a good thing.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand