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    Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Seriously.

    http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/...atterson-sosa/

    Also, Matchsticks Majewski landed in Philadelphia.

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    I heard Patterson is dating Jim Bowden's daughter

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Nationals Sign Corey Patterson, Jorge Sosa
    By Tim Dierkes [December 23 at 2:54pm CST]
    According to Troy E. Renck of the Denver Post, the Nationals signed Corey Patterson and Jorge Sosa to minor league deals. Patterson gets $800K, while Sosa gets $850K.

    Phillies Sign Gary Majewski
    By Tim Dierkes [December 23 at 2:51pm CST]
    According to Troy E. Renck of the Denver Post, the Phillies signed reliever Gary Majewski to a minor league deal worth $650K.
    "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    I don't see anything in the link about Patterson being a 5-tool outfielder. Are we sure Bowden really did this?

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Pirates sign Andy Phillips. Cubbies sign Jolbert Cabrera.

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaRedleg View Post
    Seriously.

    http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/...atterson-sosa/

    Also, Matchsticks Majewski landed in Philadelphia.
    Well at least Majewski will be used to the whiplash affect of playing in a band box. Odds are he's just their Fultz except Majewski might actually stand a chance of being AAA fodder.

    RoFL, Patterson use to be considered a 5-tool prospect when he was coming up with the Cubs. I guess someone tapped into Bowden's comp and left the old scouting reports on his desktop and waited for the 5-tool hard on he gets everytime.

    http://www.cubshub.com/?p=568

    One interesting snipit from this "blog".
    In the years that followed his injury it was that Corey Patterson would not adjust his swing and failed to listen to Cubs coaches about his hitting approach. He was very defiant about his hitting approach, which is evident in quotes he made that were published on Cubs.com in 2004. I had the bases loaded twice and couldnt get the job done. But Im never going to apologize for being aggressive. Yeah, I went out of the zone. You have to do a little better, and I know I could do better. But Im never going to apologize for being aggressive. Corey Patterson (Cubs.com, 6/1/04)

    Thank you Duhhhsty. Please leave Cincy soon before Corey Patterson changes his name in the quote to Jay Bruce.
    Quote Originally Posted by moewan View Post
    Barmaid to patron "Sir you are slurring, I am going to have to cut you off"

    Patron to barmaid "I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive"


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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Quote Originally Posted by WildcatFan View Post
    I heard Patterson is dating Jim Bowden's daughter

    I heard Patterson is dating Leatherpants.
    Who's on first?

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    I heard Leatherpants was dating Patterson's hair dresser.
    Quote Originally Posted by moewan View Post
    Barmaid to patron "Sir you are slurring, I am going to have to cut you off"

    Patron to barmaid "I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive"


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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Quote Originally Posted by WildcatFan View Post
    I heard Patterson is dating Jim Bowden's daughter
    Wrong! Jim Bowden is dating Jim Bowden's daughter.

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Y'all are way off... Leatherpants is dating himself.
    That Joey Votto is some kind of Man Candy!

    "For them to boo me like that, it lets me know they dream about me at night. -- Brandon Phillips on Cards fans.

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    sick people, everyone knows Corey is dating Kearns' daughter who use to see Lastings who is Dukes' second cousin's ex but she saw Willingham proir to the trade.

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Who cares who is dating who, all I know is Corey can't be manning centerfield for the Reds' next year. Let's just pray we don't get Wily Taveres as a replacement.

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    I think somebody should introduce Carlos Beltran to Dusty's daughter

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    Re: Leatherpants signs C-Patt

    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaRedleg View Post
    Seriously.

    http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/...atterson-sosa/

    Also, Matchsticks Majewski landed in Philadelphia.
    YES!!!!!

    This news almost makes me cry with joy.


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