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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    If you sneeze while making the thousandth post, your eyeballs fly out of their sockets
    I heard that if you eat some Pop Rocks and down a Coke in a drive-thru while reading the 1000th post Gremlins go bonkers and run amok.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    I heard that if you eat some Pop Rocks and down a Coke in a drive-thru while reading the 1000th post Gremlins go bonkers and run amok.
    Only if they eat after midnight, or get wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlifeman21 View Post
    Only if they eat after midnight, or get wet.
    Oh...my bad.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Oh...my bad.
    No worries, all this talk about Willy Taveras can cloud the mind of more important things, i.e. Gremlins and their rules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlifeman21 View Post
    No worries, all this talk about Willy Taveras can cloud the mind of more important things, i.e. Gremlins and their rules.
    I think talk of Gremlins and running Amok is very appropriate in a thread announcing that Willy Taveras has been signed to a 2 year deal. I'm guessing a Gremlin had Walt at Gunpoint to get this deal done. Or perhaps Walt got wet and ran amok himself.
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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    Quote Originally Posted by mth123 View Post
    I think talk of Gremlins and running Amok is very appropriate in a thread announcing that Willy Taveras has been signed to a 2 year deal. I'm guessing a Gremlin had Walt at Gunpoint to get this deal done. Or perhaps Walt got wet and ran amok himself.
    Those Gremlins DID take over that buidling for awhile in Gremlins 2, and in Gremlins 1 they ran wild all over that town (brother).

    Maybe Walt either grew up in that town, or was in that building at the time he actually thought it was a good idea to pay Willy Taveras money to be a Red.

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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    I think it's only fitting that Galactus gets the final word in this thread.

    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    I think it's only fitting that Galactus gets the final word in this thread.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    Here's to 2010, or more realistically 2011?

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    MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    ib4l

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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    Oh, Gah-lak-tus....



    Backoff!
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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    We salute you, Mr. Corey Taveras (or Willy Patterson). One of the bad ones.
    "Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."

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    Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....

    We need more snappy "out-tastic" and fail posts.


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