I heard that if you eat some Pop Rocks and down a Coke in a drive-thru while reading the 1000th post Gremlins go bonkers and run amok.Originally Posted by jojo
I heard that if you eat some Pop Rocks and down a Coke in a drive-thru while reading the 1000th post Gremlins go bonkers and run amok.
Only if they eat after midnight, or get wet.
Oh...my bad.
No worries, all this talk about Willy Taveras can cloud the mind of more important things, i.e. Gremlins and their rules.
I think talk of Gremlins and running Amok is very appropriate in a thread announcing that Willy Taveras has been signed to a 2 year deal. I'm guessing a Gremlin had Walt at Gunpoint to get this deal done. Or perhaps Walt got wet and ran amok himself.
All my posts are my opinion - just like yours are. If I forget to state it and you're too dense to see the obvious, look here!
Those Gremlins DID take over that buidling for awhile in Gremlins 2, and in Gremlins 1 they ran wild all over that town (brother).
Maybe Walt either grew up in that town, or was in that building at the time he actually thought it was a good idea to pay Willy Taveras money to be a Red.
I think it's only fitting that Galactus gets the final word in this thread.
Here's to 2010, or more realistically 2011?
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, Gah-lak-tus....
Backoff!
"The problem with strikeouts isn't that they hurt your team, it's that they hurt your feelings..." --Rob Neyer
"The single most important thing for a hitter is to get a good pitch to hit. A good hitter can hit a pitch that’s over the plate three times better than a great hitter with a ball in a tough spot.”
--Ted Williams
We salute you, Mr. Corey Taveras (or Willy Patterson). One of the bad ones.
“I don’t care,” Votto said of passing his friend and former teammate. “He’s in the past. Bye-bye, Jay.”
We need more snappy "out-tastic" and fail posts.
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