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    On-site masseur, SI swimsuit issue...
    "In baseball, you don't know nothin'"...Yogi Berra

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    Supreme Dictator of the world with a never-faltering loyal military to back me up

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    Re: If you could have any job in the world...

    Quote Originally Posted by RichRed View Post
    Kickboxing, sport of the future.
    Obscure Say Anything references are awesome.

    I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

    I'd be ok with hermit.
    Suck it up cupcake.

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    CIA or the FBI

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    Landlord. From what I gather, it entails cashing checks.
    The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle

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    bass fishing guide!

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    NFL Punter
    Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David

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    Baseball player for the Cincinnati Reds.
    I miss Adam Dunn.

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    Re: If you could have any job in the world...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rojo View Post
    Landlord. From what I gather, it entails cashing checks.
    Im my ten plus years as a landlord it was more headaches than it was worth.
    "Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Cal Hubbard

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    Bed & Breakfast owner next to some fantastic ski country - Jackson Hole or Vail or something comparable.

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    Re: If you could have any job in the world...

    Quote Originally Posted by chicoruiz View Post
    On-site masseur, SI swimsuit issue...
    How about the job of doing the body painting of the swimsuit models?
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: If you could have any job in the world...

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    I'd like to do this for a living.



    Without the dress- I don't have the figure for it.
    Then why would you want to be without the dress? That would make it somehow better? :
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: If you could have any job in the world...

    Quote Originally Posted by nate View Post
    First "Redszone approved" Reds third baseman in the history of the game.
    Really asking for alot there buddy.

    When I was younger it was to be a professional ballplayer...or the 6th Beatle.

    Now that I am older? stand-up comedian or Walmart greeter.
    Last edited by GAC; 02-01-2009 at 10:33 AM.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: If you could have any job in the world...

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    Really asking for alot there buddy.

    When I was younger it was to be a professional ballplayer...or the 6th Beatle.

    Now that I am older? stand-up comedian or Walmart greeter.
    You're a good chatroom greeter!

    But the jokes...

    "Bring on Rod Stupid!"

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    Re: If you could have any job in the world...

    Another one:

    A Reds scout in the Dominican Republic.
    I miss Adam Dunn.


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