I'm not the commissioner, but there are teams available, and the stats on this league are so ridiculously crazy, I thought it might be fun. Here's the info:

League ID#: 257490
League Name: Feel the HEAT!!!
Password: fastball
Season Type: Full
Draft Type: Live Draft
Draft Time: Wed Mar 25 8:30pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ]
Max Teams: 20
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head
Player Universe: All baseball
New Players Become Available: As soon as Yahoo! adds them
Max Moves: No maximum
Max Trades: No maximum
Trade Reject Time: 2
Trade End Date: August 16, 2009
Waiver Time: 2 days
Can't Cut List Provider: None
Trade Review: League Votes
Post Draft Players: Free Agents
Max Acquisitions per Week: No maximum
Min Innings Pitched: 7
Weekly Deadline: Daily - Tomorrow
Start Scoring on: Week 1
Playoffs: Week 23, 24 and 25 (6 teams)

Roster Positions: C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, IF, IF, OF, OF, OF, OF, Util, Util, Util, SP, SP, SP, SP, RP, RP, RP, P, P, P, P, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, DL, DL, DL

Stat Categories: R, H, 1B, 2B, 3B, HR, RBI, SH, SF, SB, BB, AVG, OBP, SLG, XBH, GS, IP, W, CG, SHO, SV, OUT, K, HLD, ERA, WHIP, K/BB, K/9, NH, QS