Oh gosh, how could I forget this one: John Mayer.
It's like Dave Matthews-lite, without the talent. I think that the lyric "Your body is a wonderland" might be the worst thing I've ever heard. Terrible.
He reminds me of that guy in high school who couldn't get a date until he learned how to play the guitar. Oh look at me, I'm brooding, I'm sensitive, I play a musical instrument. Here, let me move my Star Wars dolls so you can sit on my bed. Let me write some syrupy crap so you will be seduced by me.
And Prince. You can call him a genius, great artist, and we can debate that until the cows come home. I'd say he is one of the most overrated artists out there.
But one thing we can agree on is this: If Prince went to your high school, he would have been severely beaten every day by the third period shop class.