Had to laugh at this story on WCPO.com:
Insert your own "usually the fans can't wait to leave Reds games" joke here.Reds Fans Arrested After Refusing To Leave Game
Police say a pair of drunk men who didn't want to leave Wednesday night's Reds game at Great American Ballpark finally did, in the back of a police cruiser.
According to police, 21-year-olds Anthony Walker and Jacob Mullins of Huber Heights were intoxicated and were asked to leave the stadium around 9:10 p.m.
The men allegedly refused to leave, so police arrested them. After he was taken to an awaiting police cruiser, officers say Walker urinated in the squad car. Court records identify him as a UC student.
Both men are now facing charges of criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct while intoxicated.