To the tune of that idiotic song they play at Wrigley when the Cubs win; this is the song they should hear on the road.
The Cubs are back in town it seems
I guess we all know what that means
Ballpark’s filled with hometown fans
And rude a-hole Chicago-ans
We’re singing…
Cubs go home
Cubs go home
Hey Chicago, whaddya know
It’s been a hundred years or so
Cubs go home
Cubs go home
Hey Chicago, whaddya know
It’s been a hundred years or so
They got the payroll, they got the depth
To make the playoffs, then get swept
Their ballpark may be a shrine
But they won’t be champs in your lifetime
We’re singing…
Cubs go home
Cubs go home
Hey Chicago, whaddya know
It’s been a hundred years or so
The Cubs are back in town again
They brought their loudmouth drunks with them
They’re so sure that they’re the best
We’re dying to give this last request:
We’re singing…
Cubs go home
Cubs go home
Hey Chicago, whaddya know
It’s been a hundred years or so