crab walking to first base can slow a fella down.
Dubito Ergo Cogito Ergo Sum.
Smallest strike zone ever.
Limbo! How low can you go? How low can you go?
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock...
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
You know, a little Benefiber would make this a lot easier.
"It's OK, they said this cup would withstand an iron ball dropped from five stories. Go ahead and let 'er go!"
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
*To Wally Bell*
El Caballo: "Strike? You sure that wasn't just a liiiiiiiittle bit inside?"
Sadly, this may actually be what he's saying, depending on the ump. :O)
Check it out...no panty lines!
I can see our spot in the standings from here.
This is my new batting stance, and I'm still one of the best hitters on my team.
Now lift and SQUEEZE! Hold it for 1, 2, 3....
Arroyo's pitching, I'll just stay down here.
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