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    anyone know Confucius?

    Confucius Says:


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man who run in


    Front of car get tired.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man who run behind


    Car get exhausted.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man with one


    Chopstick go hungry.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man who scratch butt


    Should not bite fingernails.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man who eat many


    Prunes get good run for money...


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Baseball is wrong:


    Man with four balls cannot walk.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    War does not


    Determine who is right, war determine who is


    Left.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Wife who put


    Husband in doghouse soon find him in


    Cathouse.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man who fight with


    Wife all day get no piece at night.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man who drive like


    Hell, bound to get there.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Man who live in


    Glass house should change clothes in


    Basement.


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


    Crowded elevator


    Smell different to midget.



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    Re: anyone know Confucius?

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers.
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    Re: anyone know Confucius?

    very good


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