Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
Only if we told her it had cream filling
Reminds me of the great Pete Rose quote to Eric Gregg. Gregg missed a call at second. Rose told Gregg that if he admited that he missed it, he would turn around and go straight back to the dugout. Gregg admitted he missed it, Rose turned around, but not before adding:

"If it were a cheeseburger, you wouldn't have missed it!"