And this is why mods only starting/approving them is a bad idea.
eta: screw it, here is our gamethread
Cards:
Schumaker - 2b
Rasmus - CF
"Sir Albert" - 1b
Duncan - LF
Ankiel - RF
Molina - c
Thurston - 3b
Thompson - P
Greene - ss
Reds:
Dickerson - LF
Willy T - CF
Votto - 1b
BP - 2b
Bruce - RF
EdE - 3b
Hairston - SS
Razor Ramon - C
Owings - P