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    How to get things for girls

    I was bored one day so I applied to be a writer for this website and they actually hired me! So now I'm writing a (spoof) Relationship Advice column focusing on 'how to get things for girls'. Please take a look!

    Here is my latest article (and it is baseball themed!):

    How to get her vintage baseball memorabilia

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    Good stuff.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    Thanks! I just added another article today.

    How to get her a duck

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    "Bring me a cup of hot fat. . . and the head of Alfredo Garcia."
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    Nice. Those are funny.
    I like your decription of the picnic on the duck article. Cracked me up.

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    So... they pay you right?


    Good gig if so. Nice work!
    Suck it up cupcake.

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    Great stuff, Baumer! I'm very impressed.

    Does that word really rhyme with duck?
    "I am your child from the future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier." - Dylan Easton

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    links are dead.
    "My mission is to be the ray of hope, the guy who stands out there on that beautiful field and owns up to his mistakes and lets people know it's never completely hopeless, no matter how bad it seems at the time. I have a platform and a message, and now I go to bed at night, sober and happy, praying I can be a good messenger." -Josh Hamilton

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    Re: How to get things for girls

    Hey Baumer, do you know this guy?


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    Re: How to get things for girls

    Nope!


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