I was bored one day so I applied to be a writer for this website and they actually hired me! So now I'm writing a (spoof) Relationship Advice column focusing on 'how to get things for girls'. Please take a look!
Here is my latest article (and it is baseball themed!):
How to get her vintage baseball memorabilia
Good stuff.
Originally Posted by Raisor
Thanks! I just added another article today.
How to get her a duck
"Bring me a cup of hot fat. . . and the head of Alfredo Garcia."
Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
Nice. Those are funny.
I like your decription of the picnic on the duck article. Cracked me up.
So... they pay you right?
Good gig if so. Nice work!
Dubito Ergo Cogito Ergo Sum.
Great stuff, Baumer! I'm very impressed.
Does that word really rhyme with duck?
"I am your child from the future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier." - Dylan Easton
links are dead.
"My mission is to be the ray of hope, the guy who stands out there on that beautiful field and owns up to his mistakes and lets people know it's never completely hopeless, no matter how bad it seems at the time. I have a platform and a message, and now I go to bed at night, sober and happy, praying I can be a good messenger." -Josh Hamilton
Hey Baumer, do you know this guy?
Nope!
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