"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
Thanks, guys. The Onion Sports has made me obsolete, but it was fun while it lasted.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
I crack up daily reading it.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.