I've been to dinner at Jimmy Buffet's house, and I've eaten it at a homeless shelter. And there's great joy and harrowing terror to be found in both places.
Some of my favorites I don't think have already been mentioned were:
This is the Cal Ripkin Jr. of typos.
If you ask me to join your fantasy baseball league and I select Legolas in the first round, don't be angry at me. It's not my fault I've read up on the players and you haven't.
Nobody said some of the most famous (I don't think so anyway)
"All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it." --BABE RUTH
Having better players makes "the right time" or "the big hit" happen a lot more often. PLUS PLUS
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
André René Roussimoff
Robert "Bob" Crane