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    In Love

    Guys im in Love with a Stripper.....What should i do?


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    Re: In Love

    I don't know a lot about this particular subject....

    But if she's like most girls, stuffing money in her bra should do the trick.

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    Re: In Love

    Isnt that a song?

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    Re: In Love

    There's no sex in the champagne room.
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    Re: In Love

    Quote Originally Posted by Degenerate39 View Post
    Isnt that a song?
    It is but im really in Love

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    Re: In Love

    Honestly? Pay her for lap dances only. They are all crazy, get over her ASAP. Man could I tell you stories.......
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    Re: In Love

    Quote Originally Posted by Austin Kearns View Post
    I don't know a lot about this particular subject....

    But if she's like most girls, stuffing money in her bra should do the trick.
    yeah right. you canadians wrote the book on strippers and strip clubs.

    puts america to shame.

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    Re: In Love

    i'm in love with this spanish chick. her dream is to appear on jeopardy and she spends all day in our crappy hotel room learning useless trivia while i go out and support us by beating suckers out of their money playing street basketball

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    Re: In Love

    Go out and rent "The Wrestler".

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    Re: In Love

    Have you talked to her? Do you know her? Or is she just the happy hour performer at your favorite hang out? If its the latter, get over it.

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    Re: In Love

    Quote Originally Posted by WMR View Post
    i'm in love with this spanish chick. her dream is to appear on jeopardy and she spends all day in our crappy hotel room learning useless trivia while i go out and support us by beating suckers out of their money playing street basketball

    Billy you so stupid!!!!
    How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

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    Re: In Love

    Get her to post!

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    Re: In Love

    This is one of those threads that could borderline on being really great or being closed by the end of the day, I don't know which.

    Out of curiosity, did she tell you she "loved you" while she was performing?
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    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

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    Re: In Love

    it is 4th down, 30 yards to go and you're 83 yards from the end-zone with the '86 bears defense staring you down across the ball...
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    Re: In Love

    Quote Originally Posted by WMR View Post
    yeah right. you canadians wrote the book on strippers and strip clubs.

    puts america to shame.
    FYI, I wrote chapter 3: How to get discounts


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