lmaoOriginally Posted by wolfboy
lmao
Out of all the girls is she the hottest?
We have to assume it's a topless only club, otherwise what more could he want from her?
You win the thread. Congratulations.That was funny.
Who's the leading rebounder in pro basketball history?
Who is Babe Ruth?
Hey man, she doesn't know sports.
Is her name Miley Cyrus?
To keep her, rob a bank.
* Attended the 1990 and 2010 Reds Division clinchers *
Go 76ers, Go Steelers and Go Bucks
keep lots of dollar bills on hand
The question is, do you know her real name, or just her stage name?
Reminds me of a guy I used to know who fell in love with a stripper. She loved him too, or at least the twenties he kept throwing at her. Actual quote from her: "The only reason we're not sleeping together is because I'm afraid it would hurt our friendship." That line lived on for years afterward.
Cupid, don't draw back that bow
Sam Cooke didn't know what I know.
I don't know if this thread is serious or not, but here's my $.02.
Back in the day, the boys and I would make the rounds of bars for an evening out. We'd usually end up at some strip bars up on N. Dixie in Dayton in the wee hours (post-closing time usually, we knew the owner).
There was a stripper there that took a shine to me. Young, cute, but who knew really knew (being 19 and seeing her in the semi-raw kinda skewed my judgement). Every time we'd go in the bar, she'd come over and sit on my lap and talk (I think it was because I was quiet and one of the few guys that didn't come on to her). After a few times, I asked her out. It was a little odd to see her in ponytail, jeans, t-shirt and she looked like a normal girl. We had a little fling, but it didn't last long. It turned out she was a stripper for a reason, i.e. had *lots* of issues related to abuse, etc. Nice girl, but pretty messed up. Caveat emptor.
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
The only way you're going to "win" her is if you can pay her more than she would make stripping. Be her sugar daddy. Otherwise she will never escape the money and lifestyle.
Did Rick Pitino start this thread?
Wallflowers reference?
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