okay......we're having an expansion draft (waistline expansion, that is) so name your players to a new team made up of chunky, beefy, slightly overweight, John Kruk type guys.
While we're at it, suggest names for our team.
For starters:
P Todd Coffey
P Bartolo Colon
C Corky Miller
3B Pablo Sandoval
C'mon guys, play along. This could be fun.