Or, feces and sewage are both nasty... so Papa John's and pizza are both nasty?
What is this, the SAT?
Seriously though, Papa John's is indeed awful. I'd rather eat Bruno's before Papa John's, and that's saying something...
Papa John's is not so bad. It's pretty good I'd say, as far as chain pizza goes. Not really setting the bar that high, but still, you can find worse.
I hope it's never sunny in Philly again.
We've got Fellini's nearby, but they don't deliver. Mojo pizza is good, but they don't deliver to us, either. If we (ie, the kiddo & sitter) want delivery, it's Papa Johns, Dominos, or Pizza Hut, and the Papa is clearly the best choice of those 3.
Fellini's Pizza is the 800 lb gorilla in my neighborhood, and they don't deliver. Most of the other pizza places have ceded my street to Fellini's, and located elsewhere. There are plenty of other pizza places I can go to, but they are juuuuuuuust far enough away that we are outside their delivery range.
Papa John's is the choice when mass feeding the troops at Cheź Tucker.
And as the old saw goes, pizza is like beer and sex, even when its bad, its still pretty good.