....Dusty Baker will don a Reds uniform next season.
#10 - 3 years worth of wristbands still stored in a nearby storage facility along with 2 gently used recliners, 1200 pounds of the May 3rd 1998 edition of the Cincinnati Enquirer and 1 Juan Castro Bobblehead Doll.
#9 - Walt Jocketty doesn't come out of hibernation early enough to hire a new manager by spring.
#8 - His buyout clause from The Wasserstrom Company (toothpick distributor) is too large for ESPN to cover.
#7 - Scott Boras got it included in the NAFTA agreement.
#6 - Hank Aaron told him so.
#5 - His youngest daughter has a mid may wedding planned with an unknown subject who is contractually obligated to be in the Cincinnati area at that time.
#4 - Dude, where's his car?
#3 - Cecil Thomas needs a distraction in the worst way.
#2 - Bob Castellini was denied a federal bailout.
And the Number One reason Dusty Baker will don a Reds Uniform in 2010....
'Cause if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!