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    BobC, get a legit F.O.! Mario-Rijo's Avatar
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    Top 10 Reasons...

    ....Dusty Baker will don a Reds uniform next season.

    #10 - 3 years worth of wristbands still stored in a nearby storage facility along with 2 gently used recliners, 1200 pounds of the May 3rd 1998 edition of the Cincinnati Enquirer and 1 Juan Castro Bobblehead Doll.

    #9 - Walt Jocketty doesn't come out of hibernation early enough to hire a new manager by spring.

    #8 - His buyout clause from The Wasserstrom Company (toothpick distributor) is too large for ESPN to cover.

    #7 - Scott Boras got it included in the NAFTA agreement.

    #6 - Hank Aaron told him so.

    #5 - His youngest daughter has a mid may wedding planned with an unknown subject who is contractually obligated to be in the Cincinnati area at that time.

    #4 - Dude, where's his car?

    #3 - Cecil Thomas needs a distraction in the worst way.

    #2 - Bob Castellini was denied a federal bailout.

    And the Number One reason Dusty Baker will don a Reds Uniform in 2010....

    'Cause if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
    "You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one."

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons...

    Respect dude, respect

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons...

    Quote Originally Posted by Highlifeman21 View Post
    Respect dude, respect
    It bats 3rd.
    "Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Servo View Post
    It bats 3rd.
    Right behind CF and SS.

    We know the drill!

    I wonder if The Dusty has pre-made lineup cards with those 2 positions permanently as 1 and 2, and all he has to do is fill in the name?

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons...

    He looks cool with a toothpick
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    Re: Top 10 Reasons...

    Quote Originally Posted by Highlifeman21 View Post
    Right behind CF and SS.

    We know the drill!

    I wonder if The Dusty has pre-made lineup cards with those 2 positions permanently as 1 and 2, and all he has to do is fill in the name?
    So had The Dusty been managing the BRM, Cesar Geronimo would have been batting leadoff??
    "Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Cal Hubbard

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    Re: Top 10 Reasons...

    Quote Originally Posted by George Anderson View Post
    So had The Dusty been managing the BRM, Cesar Geronimo would have been batting leadoff??
    Perhaps it's better that he was just losing to them more times than not.


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