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This thread is flagrant false advertising. I'm going to up the ante and deliver on some HOT CHICKS.
"Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."
I think, technically, that would be a brace of boobies.
So boobies cause blue.........well nevermind.
* Attended the 1990 and 2010 Reds Division clinchers *
Watched the 2012 Clincher on FOX.
*Bat Votto SECOND, please?*
GO STEELERS - Go Buckeyes
Tits are also birds.
I taught "The Cay" a couple of years ago, and "Blue-footed Booby" was a vocabulary word. I had the kids draw pictures of the words.
I was brave.
“Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.”
― Lloyd Alexander
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