I've decided to write out a Christmas wish list to give Santa Claus this December. Even in your late 20's, you're never too old to hope Santa leaves a nice shortstop gift under your tree.
So to my letter addressed to the North Pole, I ask Mr. Cringle for at least someone on this list (the higher the better)...
1. Yunel Escobar. While there are continued rumors the Braves think Escobar has been naughty, he would look rather nice in a Reds' uniform. Clearly if Bobby Cox's doghouse leaves Escobar with a lump of coal this December, the Reds will have to stand in line as if they were waiting for a PS3, Furby or the early 80's Cabbage Patch craze. The ransom, if the Braves choose to trade Escobar, might be too great. But a boy can dream, right?
2. J.J. Hardy. The Brew Crew has tired of their toy and now they're moving on to the new one (Escobar). They were nice enough, however, to polish it up before sending it on to the flea market. While Hardy can be had without arguably standing in line at 4 AM before the Black Friday rush, the Brewers most definitely won't give him away. He's the most realistic, most economical and most beneficial, however, of all the shortstop options. Hopefully we find a young, blond beauty to sit on Santa's lap and provoke the old man to deliver the goods on this one.
3. Miguel Tejada. Simply trading Encarnacion for the upgrade to Scott Rolen was Christmas in July for the Reds. Signing Tejada this offseason, if Old Saint Castellini loads the stockings, might be the equivalent of buying some kid a Play Station 2 this December. Sure, it's outdated, and it's not as good as the newer, shinier systems that have advanced gaming into another generation, but it is still fun to play with. Tejada can still swing the bat, and still flash some leather. The money might be too great for this, without cutting back on the turkey dinners this holiday season.
4. Erick Aybar/Maicer Izturis/Brandon Wood. The Angels have to spread the wealth. Seriously, California, Anaheim, Los Angeles, Angels of Anaheim or whatever it is you're calling yourselves these days - share your freakin' toys. I'll let you pick which one you want to give Cincinnati. You're the over-privileged parents spoiling kids with a second bicycle just because you can. Hopefully Secret Santa takes this case.
5. Chone Figgins. Has anyone considered signing him as a shortstop? Is it worth the experiment? If yes to the first two questions, how much of the North Pole would need to be mortgaged to sign him? Results, mostly due to sample size, are so woefully inconclusive regarding his value at short defensively. More than likely, he's a below average defender at that position. But his solid history of avoiding outs makes him an intriguing option for a conversion, if you ask me.
6. Marco Scutaro. Regression to the mean can be as heartbreaking as waking up Christmas morning to find a barren tree, void of gifts and decorations. The Reds would probably need to leave some extra milk and cookies for Santa to deliver another 2009-like season for Scutaro next season. The 33-year old set career marks in OBP and Slugging. It's not likely that will repeat, and it might see someone overpaying for that unrepeatable production. But nonetheless, if signed at the right price, his career rates in isolation are still an upgrade.
7. Jason Bartlett. Who am I kidding, Bartlett would easily be among the top 2-3 on this list ordinarily, but even Santa has his threshold for realistic gift requests. I don't see Reid Brignac pushing Bartlett out of the way anytime in the near future, though I suppose the cost-conscious Rays could scare at the thought of a generous raise in Arbitration this season. Eh. Most likely Upton, Iwamura or even Crawford would be on the chopping block before Bartlett. This ain't even on Santa's radar. But I'll attach him as a postscript.
8. Khalil Greene. Just joking. Little bit of holiday humor.
9. Clint Barmes. No, I'm not totally kidding on this one. Eric Young Junya is about to steal second (pun intended on all fronts). Barmes is left without a position. That's an expensive utility player for an Arbitration-eligible player nearing 25 homers. OK, so Barmes doesn't get on base at an ideal rate. But he flashes some pretty good leather and provides some decent power. This would have less a bitter taste than sour eggnog. It wouldn't be the White Christmas Bing Crosby was dreaming of, but it would be jolly.
10. Paul Janish. Back to reality. You're a mean one, Mister Grinch. The king of sinful sots. And thank you for stealing my Christmas, and assuredly giving me the last name on the list.