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    NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    NASA bombed the moon today looking for water.

    Will lizard people living on the moon strike back?
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    That should teach those moon people not to mess with us.
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsBaron View Post
    That should teach those moon people not to mess with us.
    That's right! Preemptive strike. I'm tired of us mollycoddling the Moonfolk.
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    I think we were trying to destroy this dude's forward base.

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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    There goes Obama's Nobel Peace Prize.

    I thought this sounded like something Mythbusters would do.

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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    So we can waste money bombing the moon, but we can't find bin Laden?

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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    I think we were trying to destroy this dude's forward base.

    It was anticlimactic to watch.

    I think someone stole NASA's pu-36 explosive space modulator.
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    I think we were trying to destroy this dude's forward base.

    I sure hope we destroyed his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
    Was Duck Dodgers in charge of the bombing mission?
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    You wait-when those explosion fragments reach us here = it will be raining cheese EVERYWHERE! Swimming in the ocean- here in Maui won't be the same, but world hunger will finally be ended, it's a good thing.:dancingco

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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    Is this intergalactic equivalent of people setting vacant buildings on fire every year before Halloween in Detroit?
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    I think someone tried this years ago. There are a number of craters already on the moon.
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor View Post
    Is this intergalactic equivalent of people setting vacant buildings on fire every year before Halloween in Detroit?
    The Moon Beams hockey club just won the Stanley Cup.
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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    I've been e-mailing with the Lizard peeps-who live on the darkside of the Moon this morning. They are furious, confused and concerned...They held their tongues when we invaded and stomped around there, without asking...Their children like the gadgets we leave there-and sabotage them regularly...Pink Floyd is held in high esteem for singing about their home there. They are unsure of how the deplanetizing of Pluto (Boy-talk about PISSED PEEPS POSTULATING on PLUTO!) could effect them....But this latest event--the bombing--has them mobilized. FINALLY. (Enough, as Obama said-has become a slogan there also.) I'm trying to calm them down, they have good arguments-especially our unwarranted attack on Iraq-(they have no WMD's either-just CHEESE for Gods sake!)-but they have started to assemble giant catapults in retaliation..I think we might need those missle defense shields that the republicans are so fond of spending huge amounts of money on, afterall......They are VERY skeptical of Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, and now this happening...Can't blame 'um...Well let's see what tomorrow brings--Life is for the learning.....Aloha

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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    C.S. Lewis, Jr. is smiling.

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    Re: NASA Bombs Moon. Seriously.

    If Johnny Carson was still on TV, I'm sure he'd have some joke with a punchline about people who shoot the moon when they get bombed.


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