(Well, maybe I do.)
Alonso? League average? Seriously? If you take his numbers from AA and extrapolate them to 150 games, they're still well below 1B averages.
Frazier, I might see. Maybe.
But Maloney has already played at the big league level. And done alright.
Same with Francisco.
Proximity = Closest to the majors
There's no way either Frazier or Alonso is close to Maloney nor Francisco, who, oddly enough, doesn't even make your list. (Talk about a blind spot!)