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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night and I'm not an attourney. But state laws for DWI/DUI apply on private property in most states, if not all.

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    I thought Tiger was a better driver than that.
    Hydrant in one How do you score that tree on the follow through though?

    Seriously though I am glad that he is alright at this time.

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Quote Originally Posted by redsfan1966 View Post
    ...or he was just in a rush to get to the Doorbusters at Best Buy.
    That was similar to my comment when I heard this happened at 2:30am. I said "I seriously doubt he was going to get in line at Walmart to save $3.00 on a toaster".

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    TMZ always manages to make things interesting.

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Brings a new meaning to Tiger drove one into the trees.

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    If you're on Twitter and don't follow the SklarBrothers you should.

    Here's their tweet on the Tiger thing:

    SklarBrothers Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. What's the big deal? That's how John Daly pulls out of his driveway every night.

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    It's reported that his wife smashed out the back window with a club to help him get out, while Tiger was heard screaming "NOT THE ALPHA DRIVER! NOT THE ALPHA!"

    that's their story and they're sticking with it. :
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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Red View Post
    TMZ always manages to make things interesting.

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/
    Hmmmm. Makes sense actually.
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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Red View Post
    TMZ always manages to make things interesting.

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/
    I buy this summary of events.

    The police version is full of holes.
    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    hell hath no fury...

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    TMZ version makes a lot of sense. A lot more sense than the story released by the police.
    Pessimists are well informed optimists

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Quote Originally Posted by Reds4Life View Post
    TMZ version makes a lot of sense. A lot more sense than the story released by the police.
    When I first heard the story I thought it was BS. I told my wife at lunch, that they were fighting, she hit him, he was getting out of dodge to avoid a bigger fight (smart), as he was leaving and driving off she smashed his rear window. She probably threw the golf club like a boomerang, that was what distracted him and he wrecked. ( IF they argue like me and my wife, it goes from room to room...so her having a chance to grab a club out of a closet, makes a lot more since in this scenario.)

    My wife said, "How many people with little kids, keep golf glubs just laying around? The story of her hearing him wreck, and having the forethought to grab a golf club, just in case Tiger might not be able to get out of the car is ludacris.
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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Quote Originally Posted by George Foster View Post
    When I first heard the story I thought it was BS. I told my wife at lunch, that they were fighting, she hit him, he was getting out of dodge to avoid a bigger fight (smart), as he was leaving and driving off she smashed his rear window. She probably threw the golf club like a boomerang, that was what distracted him and he wrecked. ( IF they argue like me and my wife, it goes from room to room...so her having a chance to grab a club out of a closet, makes a lot more since in this scenario.)

    My wife said, "How many people with little kids, keep golf glubs just laying around? The story of her hearing him wreck, and having the forethought to grab a golf club, just in case Tiger might not be able to get out of the car is ludacris.
    Yeah, "Oh no! Tiger's stuck in his car......I could run back inside and grab the extra set of keys, or I could go find one of his golf clubs and smash the rear window out..........Golf Club!"

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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    Best one-liner on this one came from another board I frequent...


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    Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck

    The TMZ report definitely seems the most complete of all the ones I've heard. I didn't quite buy that she had to use a club to rescue him from the car...
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