Not to make light of adultry but it reminds me of a joke I heard this morning:
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in
the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
I must say that I laughed out loud when I heard the voice mail Tiger left Amy Grubb asking to change her voicemail greeting.
I was in the ORG once, best 6 months of my life.
A lot of people out there seem genuinely surprised. Like I said before, I just assumed. Heck, if it came out tomorrow that the squeaky clean Peyton Manning has similar issues, it would not surprise me at all (please note: i'm not suggesting Manning is or ever would engage in extra-marital affairs. I use his name only because he's got about the most virtuous image of any athlete in the US and I think the masses would be floored to find out he was filandering. I would not be surprised is all I'm saying). I mean, just look at Elin. She is drop-dead gorgeous and it STILL wasn't enough for Tiger. These two women he's linked to are not in Elin's league, yet he still felt the need to pursue. Just shows that the male nature is just too much to overcome for most.
I also think it's still a leap to presume the rumors of the accident and Elin bashing in the window in rage are true simply because Tiger has admitted to getting some on the side.
Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David