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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    For anyone who doesn't know I am an attorney in Panama City, Florida. Tiger was divorced yesterday in........Panama City, Florida. I had to go to courthouse to hit up the law library and missed Tiger and Elin by less than two minutes.

    I think I could of gotten Elin now that she is single. If only I had met her!
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    I think I could of gotten Elin now that she is single. If only I had met her!

    Just don't tell her you play golf.
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    For anyone who doesn't know I am an attorney in Panama City, Florida. Tiger was divorced yesterday in........Panama City, Florida. I had to go to courthouse to hit up the law library and missed Tiger and Elin by less than two minutes.

    I think I could of gotten Elin now that she is single. If only I had met her!
    Was it in panama because tiger wanted to hit the bars and beaches right away to start searching for #s 122-130?
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    For anyone who doesn't know I am an attorney in Panama City, Florida. Tiger was divorced yesterday in........Panama City, Florida. I had to go to courthouse to hit up the law library and missed Tiger and Elin by less than two minutes.

    I think I could of gotten Elin now that she is single. If only I had met her!
    Just think of the dowry she could bring to the relationship!
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    I think I could of gotten Elin now that she is single. If only I had met her!


    The question is, could she have gotten you, sir.

    Dare she trade up so dramatically? I have to wonder if she's up to the task.

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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    You could be her transition man!

    Everyone has to do that once in their life (mostly to learn to not do it again).
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    Just don't tell her you play golf.
    Have you seen me play golf????? I don't think what I do is considered golf. Its more riding in a cart with clubs, drinking beer and looking for lost balls.
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    Have you seen me play golf????? I don't think what I do is considered golf. Its more riding in a cart with clubs, drinking beer and looking for lost balls.
    Depending on the week that could have described Tiger too. Minus the Cart and the beer of course.
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    Honest I can't say it any better than Hoosier Red did in his post, he sums it up basically perfectly.

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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger Woods View Post
    Have you seen me play golf????? I don't think what I do is considered golf. Its more riding in an Escalade with a club through the windshield, popping ambien and looking for lost balls.

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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Lol its never gonna end for this guy..

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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Tiger just finished up the first round at The Barclays in -6 and is currently the tournament leader. Had 7 birdies and one bogie.

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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BuckeyeRed27 View Post
    Tiger just finished up the first round at The Barclays in -6 and is currently the tournament leader. Had 7 birdies and one bogie.

    I guess he didn't sleep through his tee time.
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Apparently, Tiger and Elin may be getting remarried. Reports are that they've been seeing each other among other things. Elin is supposedly asking for a ginormous prenup to which Tiger didn't blink an eye in agreeing to.

    Not sure how true this is, but it's being reported on several sources now. This would be another bizarre story in an incredibly bizarre month for sports stories.

    People close to Tiger have said that he never recovered from losing Elin (I can believe that given how depressed he always seems. He's just not been the same guy). I'm certainly on the edge of my seat to find out if this is true. In normal Tiger fashion when asked about it, said that he won't comment on his private life.
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by MWM View Post
    Apparently, Tiger and Elin may be getting remarried. Reports are that they've been seeing each other among other things. Elin is supposedly asking for a ginormous prenup to which Tiger didn't blink an eye in agreeing to.

    Not sure how true this is, but it's being reported on several sources now. This would be another bizarre story in an incredibly bizarre month for sports stories.

    People close to Tiger have said that he never recovered from losing Elin (I can believe that given how depressed he always seems. He's just not been the same guy). I'm certainly on the edge of my seat to find out if this is true. In normal Tiger fashion when asked about it, said that he won't comment on his private life.
    They should have asked him if texting counted.
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    Re: The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by MWM View Post
    Apparently, Tiger and Elin may be getting remarried. Reports are that they've been seeing each other among other things. Elin is supposedly asking for a ginormous prenup to which Tiger didn't blink an eye in agreeing to.

    Not sure how true this is, but it's being reported on several sources now. This would be another bizarre story in an incredibly bizarre month for sports stories.

    People close to Tiger have said that he never recovered from losing Elin (I can believe that given how depressed he always seems. He's just not been the same guy). I'm certainly on the edge of my seat to find out if this is true. In normal Tiger fashion when asked about it, said that he won't comment on his private life.
    I heard Tiger was going to marry Teo's girl friend.
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