"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"Rounding 3rd and heading for home, good night everybody"
No, unless round is funny.Originally Posted by SunDeck
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
Thought there would have been a "Fear & Loathing" reference by now with this crowd.
"Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key."
Carl Spackler Caddyshack
"I'll be back."
Every Arnold flick
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson
"I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well." Keith Richards
- Step BrothersDale Doback: Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a samurai sword?
Brennan Huff: Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword... And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, Right?
Dale Doback: I would've done the exact same thing.
"I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings."
Hitters who avoid outs are the funnest.
"Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl."
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."
-Zoolander
"There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party."
-Swingers
And the exhange Vince Vaughn has while trying to talk Favreau into letting him get a gun in Made
Cohen Bros. have some of the best....
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
George Nelson: Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!
Pomade Vendor: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Pomade Vendor: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Homer Stokes: This band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duty. Those boys desecrated a burning cross!
Delmar O'Donnell: You work for the railroad, Grampa?
Blind Seer: I work for no man.
Delmar O'Donnell: Got a name, do you?
Blind Seer: I have no name.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite films.
Edward Bloom: I'll talk to the giant
Mayor: Edward Bloom? That giant would eat you alive!
Edward: Well, I reckon' he'd have to try (smile)
Big Fish has some pretty good lines in it.
Witty signature.
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
Cousin Eddie. Vegas Vacation
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson
"I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well." Keith Richards
"Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for." Braveheart
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From Once Upon A Time In The West. The classic opening sequence shows three bad guys waiting for Harmonica/Charles Bronson, who arrives by train. Now there are four men, but only three horses.
"Well, it looks like we're shy one horse," the bad guy snickers.
Bronson responds, "You brought two too many."
Blazing Saddles....
Jim (recalling his gunfighting career): I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: Too Jewish.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy, thank you
Hedley Lamarr: It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.
Hedley Lamarr: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp-out runaway decency in the west. Now, you will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
"Ted Kluszewski. 'Big Klu.' First base."
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