Only if I can audition in an American-flag thong.
I applied. If they offer an interview, I might actually show up. I hope they don't expect me to audition anything physical because I happen to be in a knee brace at the moment.
I love this line: "Crazy/zany personality and willing to be 'silly' in front of 40,000+ fans."
That must mean on an idle Tuesday night game in April that there are 30,000 invisible fans.
Barry Larkin - HOF, 2012
Put an end to the Lost Decade.
Over the course of a four-game series, it's rare that the Reds have trouble bringing 40,000 fans to the ballpark.
Yeah they called me today. I'm kind of a big deal.
Benzinger backing and calling! And the 1990 world championship series belongs to the Cincinnati Reds!
They called me, too. You going to meet up in front of the Reds Hall of Fame?
good luck, guys!
Whoa. A crazy AND zany personality? Crazy is no problem, but I have always aspired to zany but never gotten there. Yet another job where I am not qualified on the front end...
I ended up not going because of my knee. How was it, EtR?