The statue should only be visible after 11:00 pm on the east coast, like the really interesting part of World Series games.
I'm going to miss Johnny Beisbol
I'll bet 'ole Bud never thought he'd see his name and the word "erect" in the same sentence again!
I don't dislike Bud Selig. He shouldn't be the commish, but I don't dislike him.
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.