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    Boozy Ape sent to rehab

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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    I want to party with him. He's like a more civilized Charlie Sheen.
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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    *insert camisadelgolf joke here*

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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    Boozy Ape should have his own half hour show in America.
    "Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."

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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    He'll rehab all right. He'll switch from beer to vodka.
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    Chip is right

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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    now we know what Puffy's been up to.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    How does a chimp pester someone for booze?
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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    How does a chimp pester someone for booze?
    Thought the same thing. Did they give it to him? They said he learned to draw with markers, so maybe he was making derogatory signs?

    It says he became aggressive. They ain't seen nothing yet if they cut off his sex, alcohol, and cigarettes. He fathered numerous baby chimps. It's simply a natural male tendency to ply the women with alcohol before having unprotected sex, and then afterwards to want to have a cigarette.
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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    How does a chimp pester someone for booze?
    Yep, the folks that own the guy are idiots, morons, schmucks. An ape is not a person, who ever lights or pours for him is the real problem.

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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    It seemed like the right time to point out that I heard the Muzac version of Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" sitting in an airport bar yesterday.
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    Honest I can't say it any better than Hoosier Red did in his post, he sums it up basically perfectly.

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    Re: Boozy Ape sent to rehab

    Take from jungle, imprison, drinks and smokes. Um, I get it. Next he'll learn to make Pruno.

    Seriously, wouldn't they rather he did this than read the 18th Brumaire and organize the other apes.
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