http://http://www.theonion.com/artic...just-de,17191/

I particularly loved this part:

However, during Griffey's injury-plagued seasons from 2000 to 2007, the sight of the backwards hat caused feelings of frustration, anger, and hopelessness, and eventually became associated in their minds with countless utterances of the phrase, "Get up, you're fine. Please get up. Oh, God."
I'm sure we can all relate to that all too well!