At least we're not the Dodgers, they lost two out of three to the Reds.
If these guys are playing to the backs of their baseball cards, these cards belong in the spokes of a bicycle.
Seinfeld says we root for laundry, so we must be fans of the Stained T-Shirts.
Remember when the strength of this team was the pitching?
Is there a stat for lollygagging? LOL for short?
We might not be much, but we lead the league in broadcasters.
How good would you have to be at your job to make what the worst ballplayer makes?
How much better is the worst ballplayer than you ever were?
I haven't quite given up. I still think there's a chance to play meaningful games in April.