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    Yankees unveiling new uniforms

    True Yankees, Regular Yankees To Now Wear Different Uniforms

    NEW YORK—The New York Yankees unveiled a new, lesser uniform at a press conference Tuesday in an effort to distinguish ordinary, run-of-the-mill Yankees from the "true Yankee legends who walk among us." "To have Javier Vazquez don the same pinstripes as Mariano Rivera or Jorge Posada is…well, it's unthinkable," Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said as Curtis Granderson modeled the sterile, black-and-white uniform with a large, boxy, non-interlocking "NY" stitched across the front of the chest. "The untrue Yankees will wear a blank, unfitted ball cap until they have their big Yankee moment. They'll wear their last names on the backs of their lesser uniforms as a badge of shame." When asked which uniform he was assigned, Alex Rodriguez cried for 10 minutes.

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    Re: Yankees unveiling new uniforms

    I love the onion.
    Hey Homer! If you can put it together, you'll put the Reds over the top....think about it.

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    Re: Yankees unveiling new uniforms

    LOL that's outstanding. If only it were true....

    -Matt


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