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    Paul Keels drinking game

    Take a drink everytime he says UHM HUM. You will be wasted by the bottom of the second.

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    Personally I take a drink every time he screws up a count, a score, a name, or who is coming up in the next inning.

    Uhm Hum.

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    i plyaed ths gamegz uhshhhzghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NorrisHopper30 View Post
    i plyaed ths gamegz uhshhhzghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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    rdes win???
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    Re: Paul Keels drinking game

    Paul Keels is hideous, it makes me cringe when I turn the game on and see that he's on there.

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    I thought Keels was only going to do like 40 games to give Thom a breather? It seems like he's already down half of them.

    He is in a word...terrible. It's obvious he doesn't know a damn thing about baseball. And I don't just mean the Saber vs. Joe Morgan kind of know. I mean the basic rules, like three strikes and 4 balls kind of stuff. I swear I heard him say a 3-3 count earlier this year.

    Before he got the job the Reds should've made him take a Scantron test with baseball questions.

    How many innings are in a game? How many outs are in an inning? And the like.

    If they did Hoard would've gotten the job.
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    How did FSN get off giving the Reds Job to the voice of Ohio State instead of the Voice of UC?
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    Re: Paul Keels drinking game

    Quote Originally Posted by The Voice of IH View Post
    How did FSN get off giving the Reds Job to the voice of Ohio State instead of the Voice of UC?
    Dan Hoard was my vote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilHamburger View Post
    I thought Keels was only going to do like 40 games to give Thom a breather? It seems like he's already down half of them.

    He is in a word...terrible. It's obvious he doesn't know a damn thing about baseball. And I don't just mean the Saber vs. Joe Morgan kind of know. I mean the basic rules, like three strikes and 4 balls kind of stuff. I swear I heard him say a 3-3 count earlier this year.

    Before he got the job the Reds should've made him take a Scantron test with baseball questions.

    How many innings are in a game? How many outs are in an inning? And the like.

    If they did Hoard would've gotten the job.

    lol I heard him say a 2-3 count before.. It may have been even occurred during a Luis Pujols at-bat, but I'm not sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilHamburger View Post
    I thought Keels was only going to do like 40 games to give Thom a breather?
    Keels is contracted to work 45 games on TV. Thom is contracted to work the other 100 TV games.

    Last year it was George with 100 games and Thom with 45.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhc2010 View Post
    Keels is contracted to work 45 games on TV. Thom is contracted to work the other 100 TV games.

    Last year it was George with 100 games and Thom with 45.
    It seems like he's done 45 already--although he has been getting more entertaining, even if he's not screwing up any less.

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    I am amazed at his knowledge of Reds history for this being his first year as a broadcaster for the Reds. It probably helps that he grew up a Reds fan.

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    hoo wun thu gaamme?!..?,,,...
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    i agree hes bad....but when he was first hired i remember everyone saying it was a good hire
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