Quote Originally Posted by yab1112 View Post
Once in school I was trying to impress some girls so I stood between two desks with one hand on each one. I lifted myself up and started swinging my whole body back and forth. It took about two swings before the weight I was putting on the desks made them slide away from me, at which point I had nothing holding me up and I promptly faceplanted into the floor.
ROFL this is only funny because the perfect mental image you can get from it. HA