Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li and Stone Cold Steve Austin coming to a theatre near you in three weeks.
Ten years ago this would have been so amazing.
Now? I feel like this is the date I never got with the homecoming queen until after she had put on 50 pounds, had three children and been married twice.
I smell flop. The action will be amazing, I'm sure, but looking at the other characters (Jason Statham, Eric Roberts, David Zayas), I don't see enough in character development to support the focus of aging action figures. Oh, and as an aside, Mickey Rourke is also in this film, though like Willis and Schwarzenegger, seems to be more of a supporting role.