What comes after closer?
Old pitchers throw as hard as ever, but the ball doesn't go as fast. Cordero throws as fast as ever, but he has to throw harder than he can.
The best thing about not being in a six-team division is that you can't be sixth.
Scoreboard watching is OK, but I don't think I can handle worrying about another team's closer.
Measuring a closer's decline is like a guy falling off the Empire State Building and at the 34th floor he yells out, "Doing OK so far!"
If Dusty Baker doesn't get an extension, I blame Bob Boone.
Are we the grumpiest first-place fans or what?