This from Matthew Carruth over at FanGraphs. Very scary. Not sure where the full list is, but I'm guessing one of his teammates is at our near the other end of the list.
http://www.fangraphs.com/While pulling some numbers last night about Joey Votto for my post on the Triple Crown* I stumbled across Joey Votto’s number of infield pop ups this season. It’s zero. According to BIS, Joey Votto has yet to hit a single fly ball that hasn’t at least reached the outfield grass.