If they eject you while you're on the DL, do they make you come into the game and play?
Aroldis Chapman should be the closer because after him, all the fastballs look like big rubber kickballs.
The Reds seem to be doing OK with this ace by committee.
The only solution for the outfield problem is to put Gomes in left and Stubbs in left-center, center, right-center and right.
Remember when we were scoreboard watching for the wild card?
Walt Jocketty for GM of the year?
If so, why was he a knucklehead those other years?
Votto puts the V in MVP.