I know Chris Berman is loud and annoying, but when I was younger, way back in the day, and used to stay up late to watch Baseball Tonight on ESPN before going to bed and having to get up early in the morning for school, I used to love some of the clever nicknames that Berman would throw out there for players.
I think the one that sticks with me the most is Bert "Be Home" Blyleven. Some of my other favorites were:
Roberto "Remember The" Alomar
Albert "Winnie The" Pujols
Mark Carreon "My Wayward Son"
Eddie "Eat, Drink & Be" Murray
I know it's not a Reds news related topic, nor is it relative that anything current, and there's no way to use stats to back up your arguments pro or con, but I thought it'd be a fun topic to throw out there. Aside from the Mr. Roboto theme, and Arthur "Take Me Home, Country" Rhodes, I was trying to come up with some Chris Berman like nicknames for current Reds players. Anybody got any?