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Thread: A Heartwarming Festivus Story

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    A Heartwarming Festivus Story


    Claiming a strict observance of the religious holiday known as "Festivus," 38-year-old Malcom Alarmo King convinced a California judge that his religion wouldn't allow him to eat the usual prison gruel. According to the New York Post, Judge Derek Johnson took the seemingly sincere request into consideration, ruling "The defendant is to receive a high protein no salami diet three times per day for 'Festivism.'"

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    Re: A Heartwarming Festivus Story

    He's definitely going to have some grievances to air.

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    Re: A Heartwarming Festivus Story

    I heard they're lining up a very special 'feat of strength' for the shower room...
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    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    Re: A Heartwarming Festivus Story

    Another Festivus Miracle!!!!

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