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  1. 01-31-2011, 02:22 PM #16
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    How will he explain routine flies to the berkman area of the outfield turning into doubles?
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

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    Um . . . how much of a joke is this? I work in Mason.
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    What was the origin of this? I am sure Carpenter made some comment about explaining something to his kid.. but what was it?
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Quote Originally Posted by REDREAD View Post
    What was the origin of this? I am sure Carpenter made some comment about explaining something to his kid.. but what was it?
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    ... When his name pops up next to Albert's on a PED users list. :
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Quote Originally Posted by membengal View Post
    How will he explain routine flies to the berkman area of the outfield turning into doubles?
    You meant inside-the-park homers didn't you?
    Where we gonna go?
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  8. 01-31-2011, 03:15 PM #22
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    I bet Chris Carpenter doesn't even really have a son.
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus the Pimp View Post
    I bet Chris Carpenter doesn't even really have a son.
    How will he explain that to his wife?
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  10. 01-31-2011, 03:59 PM #24
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric_the_Red View Post
    How will he explain that to his wife?
    How will his wife explain that to him?
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    How will his wife explain that to him?
    ha! Carp jokes never get old for some reason. I wish we could somehow get him the link to this thread after its had some more time to "mature".
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  12. 01-31-2011, 04:23 PM #26
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric_the_Red View Post
    How will he explain that to his wife?
    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    How will his wife explain that to him?
    Kudos to both of you. Got a good laugh!
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Clearly, the off-season is taking a toll on the RZ. Just a few more weeks guys...
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    I bet even when his son is 30 Chris Carpenter will still have problems explaining rudimentary things to him.
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Servo View Post
    I bet even when his son is 30 Chris Carpenter will still have problems explaining rudimentary things to him.
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    Re: How Will Chris Carpenter Explain This to His Son

    If this thread is any indication, Carp has a very inquisitive offspring.
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