Homer's legs are about as white as possible.
Homer's legs are about as white as possible.
"My mission is to be the ray of hope, the guy who stands out there on that beautiful field and owns up to his mistakes and lets people know it's never completely hopeless, no matter how bad it seems at the time. I have a platform and a message, and now I go to bed at night, sober and happy, praying I can be a good messenger." -Josh Hamilton
Here's a better picture of Chapman's tattoo - from Yahoo
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/ci...fa984f4024%3A1
I like it, that's pretty neat.
The boys of spring are back!
Cincinnati Enquirer: Video from today's workout
http://cincinnati.com/blogs/reds/201...-reds-workout/
Tons of pictures and captions from Jamie Ramsey:
"Soft J" Paul Janish is hitting 1.000 this Spring off the tee.
Moments after Drew Stubbs arrived in camp, he belted a 2-run Funkblast off the tee.
I'll admit, it feels good to type "Funkblast" again.
When Reds prospect Juan Duran performs this stretch, one leg is in California and the other is in Oklahoma. Fact.
Reds prospect and star of the new Fast and the Furious 22 film, Felix Perez.
One of the only unblurred photographs of speedster Billy Hamilton. Little known fact, my hometown is named after Billy.
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/archives/2...-captions.html
From Jamie Ramsey:
Reds prospect Tucker Barnhart, who was told when he was young that he could grow up to be anything he wanted. When his aspirations of being a fire hydrant were eventually dashed, he decided to play baseball.
In a contest to see who could throw a baseball the farthest, Yonder Alonso is shown here throwing a ball to Phoenix.
Chris Heisey reached the Grand Canyon with this toss.
Reds prospect Dave Sappelt surprised everyone by reaching the Gulf of Mexico with this line drive bullet throw.
This unidentified vagrant smiles for the BOR cameras.
For the first time ever, Joe Morgan is relegated to the sidelines.
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/archives/2...-captions.html
When did bCubb start writing the picture captions for jamie Ramsey?
(or are those your descriptions OBM? Either way, great stuff)
From Jamie Ramsey:
Dontrelle Willis breaks off a wicked vanishing "crazy ball." It's a new pitch in his aresenal and you're not allowed (or capable) of seeing it.
The Cleveland Indians train right next door on South Wood Blvd. Reds and Indians players communicate with each other by writing notes on baseballs and throwing them across the way.
Here's Edinson Volquez sending a "note" to his friend Austin Kearns.
The note read: "Kearnsie, tell Cleveland that I don't care much for LeBron either."
Little known fact: Joe Morgan does a wonderful Chris Farley as Matt Foley impression. This photo was snapped seconds before Morgan belted out "van down by the river!"
This photo was taken moments before the Estrella Mountains toppled down upon Mike Leake. Leake was not hurt, but he did need most of his hair removed.
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/archives/2...-captions.html
Those are Jamie Ramsey's captions, medford.
Matt Krause and Rob Butcher. Rob is auditioning to become the newest "Scorpion Brother."
Ramon Hernandez announced today that he's quitting catching and becoming a pitcher.
Devin "Snacks" Mesoraco is having a hard time concentrating as he continues to think of the golden days of the 2011 Reds Caravan.
In the offseason, Ryan Hanigan lived in Spain and worked as a bullfighter.
In the offseason Ryan Hanigan lived in Columbus and worked for the Ohio Lottery as the person who pulled out the winning numbers and revealed them to the television audience.
"If you don't like hamburgers, there's a seafood place just up the road! Don't make me tell you twice!"
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/archives/2...-captions.html
From Jamie Ramsey:
In the offseason, Logan Ondrusek grew 3 feet.
"Let's all stare at Logan until he laughs."
Aroldis Chapman shown here throwing a ball 287 mph.
This was a slider clocked at 174mph
Someone told Arodis this morning that Billy Hamilton can run faster than Aroldis can pitch. Aroldis took exception to this comment, picked up a ball and beaned Billy in the leg. Billy survived...his leg didn't.
Reds players watch as a pack of coyotes attack members of the ground crew on one of the adjacent minor league fields.
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/archives/2...-captions.html
From Jamie Ramsey:
Sam LeCure doesn't like to get his photo taken. He threw this ball at me and nearly broke my nose.
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/archives/2...-captions.html
From Jamie Ramsey:
http://ramsey.mlblogs.com/archives/2...-captions.html
Those captions are hilarious! It's so nice to have Jamie and his photo captions back again. It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out the Sam LeCure one is partly true, LOL
Thanks OBM!
"I tried to play golf, but I found out I wasn't very good." -Joey Votto on his offseason hobby search
An MLB.com reporter asked what one thing Votto couldn’t do. “I can’t skate or play hockey,” Votto said. “Well, I can skate ... but I can’t stop.”
Those are Jamie Ramsey's captions, not mine. I'm not that funny.
Juan Duran is a beast. I can't get over how big he is.
Volquez may have lost some weight but he's not down to 175 pounds.
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