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  • Chris Heisey

    6 8.70%
  • Paul Janish

    5 7.25%
  • Brandon Phillips

    2 2.90%
  • Joey Votto

    23 33.33%
  • Bronson Arroyo

    5 7.25%
  • Drew Stubbs

    9 13.04%
  • Jay Bruce

    2 2.90%
  • Aroldis Chapman

    3 4.35%
  • Scott Rolen

    5 7.25%
  • Mike Leake

    3 4.35%
  • Other

    6 8.70%
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Thread: Best Looking Player on the Team?

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    Best Looking Player on the Team?

    I've been waiting awhile to pull this one out, and considering what is currently taking place down by the river, it seems like as good of a time as any.

    I know this board is pretty much full of men, but get over it. This is pretty simple. If you had to spend a night with one of young lads, who would it be?

    The choices:

    Chris Heisey (my personal favorite...pause):


    Paul Janish


    Brandon Phillips


    Joey Votto (this one is for you Heather)

    He's so dreamy

    Bronson Arroyo


    Drew Stubbs


    Jay Bruce (beware of the hariline)


    Aroldis Chapman


    Scott Rolen (he's a cougar)


    Mike Leake (the bad boy)
    Last edited by reds44; 04-18-2011 at 09:44 PM.
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    Let's face it, you mis-hit the bun with the mustard squirter, no one will really care.

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    Um....not that there's anything wrong with that?

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    What? Miguel Cairo didn't make the cut?

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    Quote Originally Posted by Reds/Flyers Fan View Post
    What? Miguel Cairo didn't make the cut?
    When I found out his AB songs were "Sex on Fire" and "S&M" I was afraid of what might happen in the clubhouse if he won.
    Quote Originally Posted by PuffyPig View Post
    Let's face it, you mis-hit the bun with the mustard squirter, no one will really care.

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    No Dusty option?

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    My wife always says how hot Votto is, so I cast my vote for him since she obviously has great taste in men.

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    It's funny, looking back during some of the times I've been around players on the team over the last several years, Javy Valentin seemed to be the biggest ladies' man with David Ross coming in a close second.
    My dad got to enjoy 3 Reds World Championships by the time he was my age. So far, I've only gotten to enjoy one. Step it up Redlegs!

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    Don't forget the bullpen...


    "Kids are always chasing rainbows, but baseball is a world where you can catch them." ~
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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    There are only 10 votes out of 64 who have read this thread.

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    Quote Originally Posted by RBA View Post
    There are only 10 votes out of 64 who have read this thread.
    Because our society is so homophobic.

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    A topic of conversation when I take my wife and friends to a Reds game is which Red has the best butt. Barry Larkin and Reggie Sanders used to win a lot of votes. I think Votto gets the current vote.

    And I voted for Bronson for my walk on the wild side.

    Pay attention to the open sky

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    Quote Originally Posted by Red in Chicago View Post
    Because our society is so homophobic.
    I just can't pick one haha...
    "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    I figured Lecure would make the list with the new mustache he sporting this season.
    During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball. ~Mickey Mantle, 1970

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    Quote Originally Posted by Red in Chicago View Post
    Because our society is so homophobic.
    In the last Non-Baseball poll there were 3 votes out of 115 viewers. The horror...the horror.

    Maybe people just open the thread to see what it is, then if they think it's dumb they don't vote.

    http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87954

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    Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

    I voted Janish. He has a slim build, smooth face, and cat like reflexes. I like my ladies like that, so he's my dude!

    AAA - Corky. No explanation needed.


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