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    Hello from St Louis

    I'd like to welcome myself to your forum, if that is alright with you.
    I am someone very important in the St Louis organization. In fact, if we ever had an altercation, I'd have to ask you, "do you know what I do for a living"? even though I'm sure you'd recognize me if you saw me.

    I just want to offer my appreciation to all the teams in the National League that we play every year. I have nothing but respect when we go head to head and I would never do anything to show up any of the teams we play and especially none of the players.

    I can't come right out and say who I am, and it wouldn't be fair to my employers if I did, but some of you will figure it out. I just wanted to say hello and hopefully be able to post with the natives here without any trouble.

    I'll go for now, as I'm working out how to get a pitcher to seem like a sane choice to play shortstop, right after I double switch a guy here in a couple minutes so I am certain to have the pitcher's spot batting clean up for the final 4 innings.

    Bye for now.

    Posted via iphone from a stoplight.
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    Well, that was a refreshing nap! I feel much better now. I guess I'll be moving on, for now.
    I'd really like to make this a conversation, if someone wants to talk and discuss how I school your manager about 18 times a year.
    Gotta run, there is a cop pecking on my window.




    Posted via iphone from the same stoplight.

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    that's funny, we do have a 4-2 lead on you so far, and everyone schools Dusty Baker it's not that great of an accomplishment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maker_84 View Post
    that's funny, we do have a 4-2 lead on you so far, and everyone schools Dusty Baker it's not that great of an accomplishment
    Dusty is a good guy and as far as mortals go, he is very good manager. Recalling his work with Prior and Wood, and how it was so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eyes. Brings back sweet memories of my early days with Matt Morris and Alan Benes.

    Dusty is no genius though. And the toothpick is just ridiculous.






    Posted via iphone from Remy's Kitchen and Wine Bar.

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    SABID, glad you stopped by, I've been meaning to tell you, you left your bottle of Just For Men last time you were in town. I found in tucked between a couple empty 6ers of Miller. the Busch people won't be happy about that, but your secret's safe with me, bruh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Javy Pornstache View Post
    SABID, glad you stopped by, I've been meaning to tell you, you left your bottle of Just For Men last time you were in town. I found in tucked between a couple empty 6ers of Miller. the Busch people won't be happy about that, but your secret's safe with me, bruh.
    I have no idea what you are talking about. For one thing, I don't use Just For Men. Firstly, that is very sexist and may show up a woman. Secondly, my Squire wig was installed permanently and since it is synthetic, it needs absolutely no maintenance. The aviators are just a choice of first class taste and style.

    And I drink only wine. Beer is for common folk, like Walt Jocketty and Dusty Baker.




    Posted via iphone from the mens' room at Remy's Kitchen and Wine Bar.

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    That was delicious egg plant and a wonderful salad. All washed down with a gallon of the good stuff! Ah, how a sweep of the Cubs makes a man feel like he has a purpose. My ingenius use of Skip de do dah at second and the one, the only, THE RIOT! at shortstop....you can't make this up! Right?
    Would Dusty have ever, in a million seasons, thought up playing guys where I play them? Yeah, right. Right? I think we all know who the genius is.


    A blind man walked by with a seeing eye dog and I was able to pet him. Made my night, getting to pet the doggie. Except now, it makes me miss So Taguchi.

    Now I'm a little bit depressed. But hell, nothing another gallon won't help cure!

    Hey bartender, hit me with another!



    Posted via iphone from the very dark booth at the back of Harry's.

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    How those shingles treating you TLR? In that interview you did with Bob Costco it looked as if you could only see out of one eye. Have the GODS damned you? Don't worry, the Reds will be back in first place by the time that scab on your face heals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SABID View Post
    Firstly, that is very sexist and may show up a woman.
    Alright, I laughed at this. You win.

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    Oh my head hurts, worse than a JD Drew owie. I'm not even sure where the **** I am. I think I see the arch, but I'm not sure which state I'm in here.
    Trust me when I say my

    head hurts so bad.

    That nap was not refreshing at all. I am in freaking pain. I still can't see out of my right eye and now I have double vision in my LEFT eye. You bunch of Reds fans ever had double vision in one eye? Of course not. You know how big your brain has to be to be able to do that? Bbig! Yeah, big.

    Whoa! Who is that five foot dude in my back seat in lingerie? What the....

    uh, I'll be back in a bit. This guy looks pretty athletic.





    Posted via iphone from some cornfield, somewhere in either Missouri or Illinois. Or Iowa??

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    How do you guys think I'd look if I grew one of those Brian Wilson beards? Really, who does he think he's fooling?





    Posted via iphone from behind sweet shades in the mirror area at the airport men's room.

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    Criss Angel or David Blaine? I have to say, given a choice, I'd choose Aaron Miles. He isn't much fun to hang out with though, like at Six Flags, he isn't tall enough for half the rides. But he is scrappy and pays his dues on time. He can even bail a guy out by pitching in relief when the manager has burned thru his bullpen by the 8th inning.
    Do you know how proud I was last year to see Joe Mather pitching while Kyle Freaking Loshe played left field? I emailed my old high school chemistry teacher, Mr Simon, and told him all about it. Some writer called me a genius. Because I am one. A smart one.





    Posted via iphone at 36,000 ft, somewhere over a bunch of brown patches and sitting between Ryan Theriot and Skip Schumaker.

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    Ok, I'll admit, maybe it isn't "genius" to walk off a plane at the airport in Houston declaring you have a "buzz and a fungo" especially when it is true. Don't these folks down here in Mexico have any sense of humor? I think the answer to that is about the same as the chances of that Dennis Descano kid starting at second base anytime soon for the Cardinals.

    PS: I'm sick of being harassed by The Man.





    Posted via iphone from a dank little room with two large, pissed off Astros fans wearing badges and eating animal flesh.

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    Two words-- Katy Mixon!













    Posted via iphone from a stall in the mens' room at the Houston airport.
    Last edited by SABID; 06-06-2011 at 03:56 PM.

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    Re: Hello from St Louis

    Quote Originally Posted by SABID View Post
    Posted via iphone at 36,000 ft, somewhere over a bunch of brown patches and sitting between Ryan Theriot and Skip Schumaker.
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    "I can't take this homerism anymore." - 10xWSChamps, August 11, 2010. A Cardinals fan having a problem with all the homerism on Redszone. Classic.

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